College Football Poll Voters Are Idiots

Last week an unranked California team went @ #14 ranked Washington and beat them.

This week both teams won.

In the AP Poll California is ranked #23 yet Washington is ranked #22…. But California BEAT Washington @ Washington!??!

In the Coaches Poll California is also ranked #23 yet Washington is ranked #21… BUT, hear me out Coaches, California BEAT Washington @ Washington!?!!?

OMG!!!!

So basically what these voters do… They don’t pay attention to shit.

California is 3-0, Washington is 2-1… So what you voters are telling me is that winning against another team AT that team, doesn’t make the other team better??? Right?

So if Notre Dame beats Georgia AT Georgia, better not put Notre Dame ahead of Georgia, because that wouldn’t make sense to you guys.

You’re all idiots.

 

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The Antonio Brown Timeline

7/10/88 – Antonio Brown was born

7/11/88 – 9/10/19 – Who the fuck cares? Are we all so fucking stupid that this guy gets all this attention for being a highly unstable deplorable douchebag????

 

~Jon~

 

Aftermath: Week 1 College Football: I Suck Edition – WEEK 2 PICKS

Needless to say I didn’t do well for week 1… I blame the damn hurricane and the fake news media for blindly covering up the facts that teams are shaving off points with they razors to win games and win money for their players.

But alas, I have no way to prove that (Rickilakes), but Obama Assange is locked away somewhere in Ecuador or Mideastern Korea and can’t help me prove that I actually won all those games I picked last week.

So this week, I’m using a lie detector test AND a quart of brake fluid. Let’s do this! WOOHOO!

Friday Night Super Game Win Money Special – Marshall @ Boise State (-11) – Take the big bet and go all out on Boise State. Hank Bachmeier is going for another 400 yard passing game and will herd up the Thundering Herd and make them his…. Well… I want to keep this family friendly… So I’ll refrain from using the term bitch. Boise State 47 Marshall 28

The Revenge Game Of The Century Of The Week Of Forever From Beyond The Dead – Old Dominion @ Virginia Tech (-28.5) – So, last year, Old Dominion beat Virginia Tech 49 to 35… Virginia Tech just lost to Boston College, and are still favored over a team they lost to last year by 4 touchdowns… Vegas has lost they damned minds… Virginia Tech 38 Old Dominion 21

Vanderbilt @ Purdue (-7) – Two teams that lost… Purdue lost to Nevada… Vanderbilt lost to Georgia… Trying to pick this game is like trying to pick that one stubborn booger stuck up your nose that you can’t reach no matter what the fuck you do. I only added this game to use that analogy. I really have no idea about it. The SEC looks week, but so does the Big Ten… At leat the lower teams do… I’m not making a pick here… Vanderbilt 31 Purdue 34

The Big Ten Fun-a-rama – Army @ Michigan (-22.5) and Cincinnati @ Ohio State (-16.5) – BIG TEN… BIG TEN… BIG TEN… Is what they used to call me in high school until they found out it was only 5… Take Michigan and Ohio State and give the points. Army 17 Michigan 42 – Cincinnati 17 Ohio State 38

Texas A&M @ Clemson (-17.5) – JUMBO FISHING always put up a fight with Florida State against Clemson. He’s gotta be ready again. Trevor Lawrence looked like a normal human being against Georgia Tech. Texas A&M is SEC BABY!!! ALL SEC ALL THE TIME!!! Except pick Clemson… Clemson 42 Texas A&M 17

New Mexico State @ Alabama (-55) – I bought a New Mexico State shirt for this one… I feel this is the time Nick Saban lets his team down and they fall to a much weaker team… New Mexico State 6 Alabama 56… Pick NMSU and the points… Slicky Nicky ain’t one to run up the score beyond 40….

LSU @ Texas (+6) – Joe Burrow vs. Sam Ehlinger… Two Heisman candidates, week 2… SEC SEC SEC… LSU 31 Texas 21

Tulane @ Auburn (-18) – Take Tulane and the points… Trust me… Auburn 30 Tulane 20

PAC 12 GAMES OF LEGENDS OF HEROES OF ALL MIGHTY HE MAN ROARS – California @ Washington (-14) & Stanford @ USC (-1) – Washington should be able to take down Cal by 2 touchdowns… Stanford/USC will be a fun yet very boring game… Washington 46 California 28 – Stanford 24 USC 21

100% Million Dollar Pick Of The Week: UAB @ Akron (9.5) – UAB 30 Akron 17

Upset Pick Of The Week – Buffalo @ Penn State (-29.5) – Penn State 38 Buffalo 21

Straight Up Upset – Syrcause @ Maryland (-2) – Syracuse 34 Maryland 28

Last Weeks Record – I was perfect but the government screwed me!!!

 

 

College Football Week 1

I’ve decided to do more than just basketball brackets…. That and my bracket predictions (which are always correct until that damn NC Double A Basketball Committee screws me over on selection Sunday)

College Football Week 1 Predictions (As always, if you are betting on games, NEVER pick what I do and you’ll be a millionaire this time next week)

Ole Miss @ Memphis (-4.5) – Ole Miss gets 4.5 points. Vegas must think Memphis is going to be REALLY good or that Ole Miss is going to be REALLY bad. It’s week 1. I have SEC bias. Ole Miss 38 Memphis 24

Boise State @ Florida State (-6.5) – This game was moved because of someone named Dorian wanted to give Florida State a home game and a better change to win. Willie Taggart’s job is on the line this season. Florida State 27 Boise State 17

Lane Kiffin @ Ohio State (-27.5) – Lane can’t hang. I’d love it if by some divine intervention, we get the biggest upset to send Ohio State fans to stock up on kleenex while they cry for the rest of the season…. Sadly, Lane doesn’t want the intervention and will continue to be just another Daniel Tosh look a like. Ohio State 56 FAU 14

Duke vs Alabama (-33.5) in Atlanta – Alabama don’t lose in Atlanta. I hate Nick Saban. I live in Alabama and I hate Alabama. Duke will pull the biggest upset of all time. In my dreams. Alabama 49 Duke 10

Georgia @ Vanderbilt (22.5) – Vanderbilt is going to scare Georgia for maybe the first half. I don’t think it will be as easy as people think. This is Vanderbilt’s bowl game and so many mistakes happen the first week of the season. Georgia 30 Vanderbilt 21

Oregon vs Auburn (-3.5) in Dallas – WAR EAGLE! is what Oregon will be yelling as they stomp poor Bo Nix’s face in Jerry World. Gus Malzahn/Auburn will start 2 and 4 and Gus will be fired during Auburn’s OFF week. Oregon 31 Auburn 14

Fresno State @ USC (-13.5) – Clay Helton will be unemployed in a few months. Might as well go out swinging. USC 45 Fresno State 31

Sunday Special – Houston @ Oklahoma (-23) – Jalen Hurts will win the Heisman and Oklahoma will defeat Alabama in the National Championship Game in what everyone will dub, “Jalen Hurts His Former Team”. Wait. That’s lame as hell. Oklahoma 52 Houston 35

Upset Pick of the Week: Nevada will beat Purdue 34 to 31. Wait. I cheated.

Real Upset Pick of the Week: James Madison over West Virginia

Point Spread Pick of the Week: Take Georgia Southern and the 27.5 points @ LSU

~¿JON¿~

3/17/19 – FINAL SEEDING –

1 Duke ACC
1 Virginia
1 North Carolina
1 Michigan State Big 10
2 Gonzaga  
2 Tennessee
2 Kentucky
2 Michigan
3 Florida State
3 LSU
3 Houston
3 Texas Tech
4 Kansas
4 Wisconsin
4 Virginia Tech
4 Kansas State  
5 Auburn SEC
5 Purdue
5 Iowa State Big 12
5 Villanova Big East
6 Cincinnati AAC
6 Buffalo MAC
6 Marquette
6 Mississippi State
7 Maryland
7 Nevada
7 Wofford Southern
7 Louisville  
8 Utah State MWEST
8 Iowa
8 Ole Miss
8 Syracuse
9 Seton Hall
9 UCF
9 Minnesota
9 Baylor
10 Oklahoma
10 Florida
10 Ohio State  
10 Arizona State
11 Oregon PAC-12
11 TCU  
11 Washington  
11 St. John’s
11 VCU  
11 Temple
12 Murray State OVC
12 Saint Mary’s WCC
12 New Mexico State WAC
12 Saint Louis Atlantic 10
13 Liberty Atlantic Sun
13 Vermont America East
13 Northeastern Colonial
13 UC Irvine Big West
14 Old Dominion CUSA
14 Yale Ivy
14 Georgia State Sun Belt
14 Northern Kentucky Horizon
15 Montana Big Sky
15 Abilene Christian Southland
15 Colgate Patriot
15 Prairie View SWAC
16 Bradley MVC
16 Gardner Webb Big South
16 Iona MAAC
16 North Dakota State Summit
16 Fairleigh Dickinson Northeast
16 NC Central MEAC
Bold Teams Are Locks
Last Four In
Washington
St. John’s
VCU
Temple
First Four Out
Belmont
NC State
UNC Greensboro
Alabama
Next Four Out
Indiana
Clemson
Creighton
Texas

 

Check out http://www.bracketmatrix.com/ to see how everyone did this year with their picks.

Notes:

I’m pretty sure Gonzaga will still get a #1 seed as the committee hardly ever changes anything for the last few games. Michigan State deserves it over Gonzaga in my opinion.

Hopefully Belmont or UNC Greensboro get in…

And if Texas gets in…. just WTF….

3/17/19 – One Game Left –

1 Duke ACC
1 Virginia
1 North Carolina
1 Gonzaga
2 Michigan State Big 10
2 Tennessee
2 Kentucky
2 Michigan
3 Florida State
3 LSU
3 Houston
3 Texas Tech
4 Kansas
4 Wisconsin
4 Virginia Tech
4 Kansas State  
5 Auburn SEC
5 Purdue
5 Iowa State Big 12
5 Villanova Big East
6 Cincinnati AAC
6 Buffalo MAC
6 Marquette
6 Mississippi State
7 Maryland
7 Nevada
7 Wofford Southern
7 Louisville  
8 Utah State MWEST
8 Iowa
8 Ole Miss
8 Syracuse
9 Seton Hall
9 UCF
9 Minnesota
9 Baylor
10 Oklahoma
10 Arizona State
10 TCU  
10 Ohio State
11 Oregon PAC-12
11 Washington  
11 Florida  
11 St. John’s
11 VCU  
11 Temple
12 Murray State OVC
12 Saint Mary’s WCC
12 New Mexico State WAC
12 Saint Louis Atlantic 10
13 Liberty Atlantic Sun
13 Vermont America East
13 Northeastern Colonial
13 UC Irvine Big West
14 Old Dominion CUSA
14 Yale Ivy
14 Georgia State Sun Belt
14 Northern Kentucky Horizon
15 Montana Big Sky
15 Abilene Christian Southland
15 Colgate Patriot
15 Prairie View SWAC
16 Bradley MVC
16 Gardner Webb Big South
16 Iona MAAC
16 North Dakota State Summit
16 Fairleigh Dickinson Northeast
16 NC Central MEAC
Bold Teams Are Locks
Last Four In
Florida
St. John’s
VCU
Temple
First Four Out
Belmont
NC State
UNC Greensboro
Alabama
Next Four Out
Indiana
Clemson
Creighton
Texas

3/17/19 – After Sun Belt Championship – 2 games to go…

1 Duke ACC
1 Virginia
1 North Carolina
1 Gonzaga
2 Michigan State Big 10
2 Tennessee
2 Kentucky
2 Michigan
3 Houston AAC
3 Florida State
3 LSU
3 Texas Tech
4 Kansas
4 Wisconsin
4 Virginia Tech
4 Kansas State  
5 Auburn SEC
5 Purdue
5 Iowa State Big 12
5 Villanova Big East
6 Buffalo MAC
6 Maryland
6 Marquette
6 Mississippi State
7 Nevada
7 Wofford Southern
7 Louisville  
7 Cincinnati
8 Utah State MWEST
8 Iowa
8 Ole Miss
8 Syracuse
9 Seton Hall
9 UCF
9 Minnesota
9 Baylor
10 Florida
10 Oklahoma
10 Arizona State
10 TCU  
11 Oregon PAC-12
11 Washington  
11 Ohio State  
11 St. John’s
11 VCU  
11 Temple
12 Murray State OVC
12 Saint Mary’s WCC
12 New Mexico State WAC
12 Liberty Atlantic Sun
13 Saint Louis Atlantic 10
13 Vermont America East
13 Northeastern Colonial
13 UC Irvine Big West
14 Old Dominion CUSA
14 Yale Ivy
14 Georgia State Sun Belt
14 Northern Kentucky Horizon
15 Montana Big Sky
15 Abilene Christian Southland
15 Colgate Patriot
15 Prairie View SWAC
16 Bradley MVC
16 Gardner Webb Big South
16 Iona MAAC
16 North Dakota State Summit
16 Fairleigh Dickinson Northeast
16 NC Central MEAC
Bold Teams Are Locks
Last Four In
Ohio State
St. John’s
VCU
Temple
First Four Out
Belmont
NC State
UNC Greensboro
Alabama
Next Four Out
Indiana
Clemson
Creighton
Texas

3/17/19 – 2PM – A few games to go…

1 Duke ACC
1 Virginia
1 North Carolina
1 Gonzaga
2 Michigan State Big 10
2 Tennessee
2 Kentucky
2 Michigan
3 Houston AAC
3 Florida State
3 LSU
3 Texas Tech
4 Kansas
4 Wisconsin
4 Virginia Tech
4 Kansas State  
5 Auburn SEC
5 Purdue
5 Iowa State Big 12
5 Villanova Big East
6 Buffalo MAC
6 Maryland
6 Marquette
6 Mississippi State
7 Nevada
7 Wofford Southern
7 Louisville  
7 Cincinnati
8 Utah State MWEST
8 Iowa
8 Ole Miss
8 Syracuse
9 Seton Hall
9 Baylor
9 UCF
9 Florida
10 Oklahoma
10 Minnesota
10 Ohio State
10 Washington  
11 Murray State OVC
11 VCU  
11 TCU  
11 Temple  
11 Arizona State  
11 St. John’s  
12 Oregon PAC-12
12 Saint Mary’s WCC
12 New Mexico State WAC
12 Liberty Atlantic Sun
13 Saint Louis Atlantic 10
13 Vermont America East
13 Northeastern Colonial
13 UC Irvine Big West
14 Old Dominion CUSA
14 Yale Ivy
14 Georgia State Sun Belt
14 Northern Kentucky Horizon
15 Montana Big Sky
15 Abilene Christian Southland
15 Colgate Patriot
15 Prairie View SWAC
16 Bradley MVC
16 Gardner Webb Big South
16 Iona MAAC
16 North Dakota State Summit
16 Fairleigh Dickinson Northeast
16 NC Central MEAC
Bold Teams Are Locks
Last Four In
TCU
Temple
Arizona State
St. John’s
First Four Out
Belmont
NC State
UNC Greensboro
Alabama
Next Four Out
Indiana
Clemson
Creighton
Texas
 
Bubble Teams At Large %
Florida 88.00%
Oklahoma 81.00%
Minnesota 76.00%
Ohio State 62.00%
Washington 58.00%
VCU 54.00%
TCU 52.00%
Temple 50.00%
Arizona State 48.00%
St. John’s 47.00%
Belmont 45.00%
NC State 44.00%
UNC Greensboro 41.00%
Alabama 38.00%
Clemson 36.00%
Creighton 32.00%
Texas 19.00%
Indiana 19.00%
Furman 9.00%
Lipscomb 5.00%

3/16/19 – 11:15PM – Bye Bye Belmont – Updated 12:15PM To Reflect The Big West Blowout –

1 Duke ACC
1 Virginia
1 North Carolina
1 Tennessee SEC
2 Gonzaga
2 Michigan State Big 10
2 Kentucky
2 Michigan
3 Houston AAC
3 Florida State
3 LSU
3 Texas Tech Big 12
4 Kansas
4 Wisconsin
4 Virginia Tech
4 Kansas State  
5 Auburn
5 Purdue
5 Iowa State
5 Villanova Big East
6 Buffalo MAC
6 Maryland
6 Marquette
6 Mississippi State
7 Nevada
7 Wofford Southern
7 Louisville  
7 Cincinnati
8 Utah State MWEST
8 Iowa
8 Ole Miss
8 Syracuse
9 Seton Hall
9 Baylor
9 UCF
9 Florida
10 Oklahoma
10 Minnesota
10 Ohio State
10 Washington  
11 VCU
11 Oregon PAC-12
11 Murray State OVC
11 Saint Mary’s WCC
12 Liberty Atlantic Sun
12 New Mexico State WAC
12 TCU
12 Temple
12 Arizona State
12 St. John’s
13 Saint Louis Atlantic 10
13 Vermont America East
13 UC Irvine Big West
13 Old Dominion CUSA
14 Harvard Ivy
14 Georgia State Sun Belt
14 Northern Kentucky Horizon
14 Northeastern Colonial
15 Montana Big Sky
15 Colgate Patriot
15 Bradley MVC
15 Abilene Christian Southland
16 Gardner Webb Big South
16 Prairie View SWAC
16 Iona MAAC
16 North Dakota State Summit
16 Fairleigh Dickinson Northeast
16 NC Central MEAC
Bold Teams Are Locks
Last Four In
TCU
Temple
Arizona State
St. John’s
First Four Out
Belmont
NC State
UNC Greensboro
Alabama
Next Four Out
Indiana
Clemson
Creighton
Texas
 
Bubble Teams At Large %
UCF 92.00%
Florida 86.00%
Oklahoma 84.00%
Minnesota 76.00%
Ohio State 65.00%
Washington 62.00%
VCU 58.00%
TCU 53.00%
Temple 51.00%
Arizona State 48.00%
St. John’s 47.00%
Belmont 45.00%
NC State 45.00%
UNC Greensboro 40.00%
Alabama 36.00%
Indiana 33.00%
Clemson 31.00%
Creighton 30.00%
Texas 25.00%
Furman 15.00%
Lipscomb 10.00%

3/16/19 – 10:30PM – Will Update After Big West Conference Championship –

1 Duke ACC
1 Virginia
1 North Carolina
1 Tennessee SEC
2 Gonzaga
2 Michigan State Big 10
2 Kentucky
2 Michigan
3 Houston AAC
3 Florida State
3 LSU
3 Texas Tech Big 12
4 Kansas
4 Wisconsin
4 Virginia Tech
4 Kansas State  
5 Auburn
5 Purdue
5 Iowa State
5 Villanova Big East
6 Buffalo MAC
6 Maryland
6 Marquette
6 Mississippi State
7 Nevada
7 Wofford Southern
7 Louisville  
7 Cincinnati
8 Washington PAC-12
8 Utah State MWEST
8 Iowa
8 Ole Miss
9 Syracuse
9 Seton Hall
9 Baylor
9 UCF
10 Oklahoma
10 Florida
10 Minnesota
10 Ohio State  
11 VCU
11 TCU
11 Murray State OVC
11 Temple
11 Arizona State
12 Saint Mary’s WCC
12 Liberty Atlantic Sun
12 New Mexico State WAC
12 St. John’s
12 Belmont
13 Saint Louis Atlantic 10
13 Vermont America East
13 UC Irvine Big West
13 Old Dominion CUSA
14 Harvard Ivy
14 Georgia State Sun Belt
14 Northern Kentucky Horizon
14 Northeastern Colonial
15 Montana Big Sky
15 Colgate Patriot
15 Bradley MVC
15 Abilene Christian Southland
16 Gardner Webb Big South
16 Prairie View SWAC
16 Iona MAAC
16 North Dakota State Summit
16 Fairleigh Dickinson Northeast
16 NC Central MEAC
Bold Teams Are Locks
Last Four In
Temple
Arizona State
St. John’s
Belmont
First Four Out
NC State
UNC Greensboro
Alabama
Indiana
Next Four Out
Clemson
Creighton
Texas
Furman
 
Bubble Teams At Large %
Washington 90.00%
UCF 85.00%
Oklahoma 84.00%
Florida 79.00%
Minnesota 75.00%
Ohio State 68.00%
VCU 58.00%
TCU 55.00%
Temple 52.00%
Arizona State 52.00%
St. John’s 51.00%
Belmont 47.00%
NC State 47.00%
UNC Greensboro 42.00%
Alabama 38.00%
Indiana 35.00%
Clemson 33.00%
Creighton 30.00%
Texas 25.00%
Furman 18.00%
Lipscomb 11.00%